It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or literally like my wife's cat.
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
I learned about sex the hard way... from books.
I've always suffered from a complete inability to sense who's important.
I don't have to tell you folks about scuba diving. So, that'll save some time.
If you can make just one person laugh, then you are already doing better than Tony Danza.