I'm learning Cuban. It's like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items.
If an asteroid is coming toward you, you don't have to blow it up. You just have to slow it down long enough for our country to rotate out of the way.
I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.
Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand.
Girls throw their panties on the stage, but rarely if ever do they fit.
I went into the gas station, said, Fill 'er up, Harry. The guy said, Regular? I said, No, put on a gorrila suit and dance like a fairy.