Libertarians believe consenting adults have the right to do whatever they choose, except band together.
I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult.
When I was 10, I beat up the school bully. His arms were in casts. That's what gave me the courage.
Not everybody hates me. Only the people who've met me.
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
I was sick of people making fun of my hair and so I cut it off and I've got much more attention than ever before. It was like when Mona Lisa was stolen from the Louvre in 1906 - three times more people came to see where it used to be.