I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them.
Santa Fe is fun to visit, but property there will cost you an arm and a dillo.
I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.
I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
Well, my brother says 'Hello.' So, hooray for speech therapy.