You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers...damn anthropologists.
The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow.
Don't wear fur! Did you know, a single fur coat takes fifteen trees, just for the protest signs?
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me.
For some reason, religious jokes seem as trivial as jokes about food or driving.