I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.
Emo PhilipsI told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose.
Emo PhilipsMy parents were very protective. I couldn't even cross the street without them getting all excited, and placing bets.
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