I don't really hang out with people. I like to be by myself. In fact, I've been arrested a few times because I like to walk around at two or three in the morning, looking at shop windows. The cops take me to the station and fingerprint me. But I wouldn't call that hanging out.

Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair.

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

I think of people as members of an audience. But an audience acts independently of every individual. It's an organism on its own. I focus on that living hydra in the dark.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

Writer's block is a myth. I never see the gardeners suffering from gardening block.