I don't really hang out with people. I like to be by myself. In fact, I've been arrested a few times because I like to walk around at two or three in the morning, looking at shop windows. The cops take me to the station and fingerprint me. But I wouldn't call that hanging out.

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.

When I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I'm a man. And I can take the wetness!

I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.

I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.

I don't really hang out with people. I like to be by myself. In fact, I've been arrested a few times because I like to walk around at two or three in the morning, looking at shop windows. The cops take me to the station and fingerprint me. But I wouldn't call that hanging out.

I think the whole concept of monotheism is a gift from the gods.