I don't really hang out with people. I like to be by myself. In fact, I've been arrested a few times because I like to walk around at two or three in the morning, looking at shop windows. The cops take me to the station and fingerprint me. But I wouldn't call that hanging out.

I ran five miles today. Then, finally, I said, 'Here, lady...take your purse.'

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

Well, my brother says 'Hello.' So, hooray for speech therapy.

I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness!

You know what I hate the most? People that imitate owls.