I love my family. I came home the other days. My brother's passed-out on the couch, holding an empty bottle of sleeping pills. So I called the paramedics, and they pumped his stomach, and I think he's learned his lesson: you know, never to take my last two sleeping pills.
Emo PhilipsI asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Emo Philips