My grandmother's brain was dead, but her heart was still beating. It was the first time we ever had a democrat in the family.
Emo PhilipsWomen: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.
Emo PhilipsI think of my body as a temple. Or at least a relatively well-managed Presbyterian youth center.
Emo Philips