For some reason, religious jokes seem as trivial as jokes about food or driving.

I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Writer's block is a myth. I never see the gardeners suffering from gardening block.

Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.

There's a joke in everything, the trick is finding it. The best compliment a joke can get is what Huxley said about Darwin's theory of evolution - 'Why didn't I think of that?'