I love Florida. I love the beach. I love the sound of the crashing surfers against the rocks.

I learned about sex the hard way... from books.

You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers...damn anthropologists.

So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.

I'm very religious, you know. Now, OK, if by 'religious', you mean that I go to church every Sunday, read the bible faithfully, and I listen to Debbie Boone, umm, I'm not religious in that sense... But if by 'religious' you mean that I love others and try to help them whenever possible... Again, no. But if by 'religious' you mean that I like to eat coleslaw... Yeah, OK, OK!

Not everybody hates me. Only the people who've met me.

I'm not as good a swimmer as I used to be - thanks to evolution.