I love Florida. I love the beach. I love the sound of the crashing surfers against the rocks.

My first job as a kid was going from door to door selling Christmas cards, to raise money for my grandmother's hip replacement. Because, you know... You break it, you buy it.

When I was 10, I beat up the school bully. His arms were in casts. That's what gave me the courage.

People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'

The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow.

Because we allow handguns. When you know someone in the crowd might be packing a rod, it can't help but rush your timing.

I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.