If you can make just one person laugh, then you are already doing better than Tony Danza.

I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose.

Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.

Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much!

I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them.

I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness!

I don't know how electricity works. All I know is that it calms me.