If an asteroid is coming toward you, you don't have to blow it up. You just have to slow it down long enough for our country to rotate out of the way.
Cell phones are like a dog's nipples... you don't have to shout into them!
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand.
I think the whole concept of monotheism is a gift from the gods.
You should get married. When I was younger, I was into the fame and fortune, and now I realize that a loving wife and happy children - that's life's greatest consolation prize.