Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.

I'm filthy stinking rich - well, two out of three ain't bad.

My parents were very protective. I couldn't even cross the street without them getting all excited, and placing bets.

I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.

The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow.

I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.

I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.