I don't know how electricity works. All I know is that it calms me.
I'll do anything for my wife, it's turning out.
Anger punishes the bearer's heart. Who remains angry suffers most. For many, the search for perfection virtually guarantees it will be found, and disregarded in order to continue the search. Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
I'm learning Cuban. It's like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items.
The only work I ever turned down was a cable programme called Diving for Excrement.
I started doing stand-up at the age of 20. This was back in 1976, around the time (coincidence?) that the first comedy clubs were starting. The young comedians of today gasp when I tell them how many shows I did that first year: 500. Five nights a week.