I pray a simple prayer every morning. It's an ecumenical prayer. Whether you're Catholic or Jewish or Muslim or Hindu, I think it speaks to the heart of every faith. It goes โLord please break the laws of the universe for my convenience. Amen.โ
Emo PhilipsI caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off of me, you two!"
Emo PhilipsI was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ.
Emo Philips