I was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ.
Emo PhilipsI think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy.
Emo PhilipsWomen: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.
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