The nicest present I ever got was an exploding suppository.
I don't have to tell you folks about scuba diving. So, that'll save some time.
So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.
I think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy.
My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.