When I was a kid, my favourite time of the year when I was child was that magical first snowfall. I'd yell Yippee! Snow! and run up to the front door and shout You know the deal... You have to let me in now.

My parents had very strict rules for me. Rules like, I couldn't be home until a certain hour.

I think the whole concept of monotheism is a gift from the gods.

If an asteroid is coming toward you, you don't have to blow it up. You just have to slow it down long enough for our country to rotate out of the way.

When deciding between two competing theories, always go with the one that doesn't involve a magic spell.

The subconscious is like having a laboratory assistant who pretends to love you and help you, but after you go home to go to sleep it goes back into the lab and starts fumbling with the data and destroying it. It's a very tricky thing. People think our minds are us, but that's not true at all. The mind is not us.

Every time I see Dan Quayle I feel like buying a vowel.