A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it.
I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult.
I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them.
I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.
Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow.
I don't have to tell you folks about scuba diving. So, that'll save some time.