I don't have to tell you folks about scuba diving. So, that'll save some time.
I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.
Well! I feel happy these days. I've started taking a herbal anti-depressant. It's called Saint John's Wort. Apparently it's the best-selling anti-depressant in many places. It's the most popular anti-depressant in Germany... After, I'm guessing, amnesia.
I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult.
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.