You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers...damn anthropologists.

My parents had very strict rules for me. Rules like, I couldn't be home until a certain hour.

You should get married. When I was younger, I was into the fame and fortune, and now I realize that a loving wife and happy children - that's life's greatest consolation prize.

A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it.

They call me Good Time Emo. Because I love a good time! And my name is Emo.

When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.

When I was 10, I beat up the school bully. His arms were in casts. That's what gave me the courage.