Santa Fe is fun to visit, but property there will cost you an arm and a dillo.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
Every time I see Dan Quayle I feel like buying a vowel.
Sex is logically impossible after marriage. You have to overcome the paradox of Not this again, and Hey, where did you learn that?
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.