Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?

My dad always said, If someone hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Plus that also works wonderfully as a metaphor.

I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.

Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.

I find you can often find humor just by turning something upside-down. Like a... small child.

In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.