I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
Emo PhilipsWhen I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
Emo PhilipsI love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.
Emo PhilipsMy jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips