They have a sign at the beach, "no glass bottles". I think that's so the other sand particles don't feel like underachievers.
Emo PhilipsI've always thought the best way to teach a kid not to be scared of the dark is to fill his daylight hours with as much horror as possible.
Emo PhilipsI've been at stand-up 26 years now: After a while, you get as jaded as the proverbial gynecologist who no longer enjoys drugging and violating his patients.
Emo PhilipsWhen I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.
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