I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery and now I don't know what he looks like.
Emo PhilipsI was walking down the street the other day and these construction workers were working on the roof hammering away. One of them told me I was a paranoid lunatic... in morse code.
Emo PhilipsMy girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment.
Emo Philips