A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it.

A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it.

I used to think I knew everything, but older you get the more you see other areas. If you could read everything about both sides, you'll pretty much be in the middle again, which is the state you had when you were totally ignorant. So my theory is if you maintain total ignorance - which isn't easy, but I try - you'll be just as far ahead as if you'd spent days and days reading about the whole issue. And you have that much extra time to play Pac-man.

They have a sign at the beach, "no glass bottles". I think that's so the other sand particles don't feel like underachievers.

You should get married. When I was younger, I was into the fame and fortune, and now I realize that a loving wife and happy children - that's life's greatest consolation prize.

I saw a psychologist once because I thought I had depression. It cost me $100. When I left, I realised that there's nothing he could have said that would cheer me up as much as if I found a $100 bill on my way home.

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'