I read that nine out of 10 women fantasize about having an unknown man leap through their bedroom window at night and make mad, passionate love to them. Who would think with those odds, I would now be facing 150 hours of community service.
Emo PhilipsI think of my body as a temple. Or at least a relatively well-managed Presbyterian youth center.
Emo PhilipsI've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.
Emo PhilipsI was feeling a bit down, I went to a therapist a few times, at a hundred bucks a pop. But then I realized that no therapy session would ever cheer me up half as much as if I was just strolling along and found a hundred dollar bill.
Emo Philips