There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

Remember, you can lead a fifty-seven-year-old body to motherhood, but you can't make it stay awake.

When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

A grandparent will help you with your buttons, your zippers, and your shoelaces and not be in any hurry for you to grow up.