What I think you should do is imagine people in their underwear but then also imagine them crying, and that - that is truly relaxing.

Why is no one talking about all the potential savings from a complete economic collapse?

The only thing wrong with me was that I was a weirdo that hated school. I'm sure now there'd be a disorder for it, but I was just an oddball.

Of course, to avoid getting stuck in that convo with someone you dislike or feel uncomfortable around, don't be passive, be proactive. Do not let them direct your interaction on their terms, do it on yours. Ask a Misdirection Question--something too difficult to answer quickly--e.g., 'What's Congress up to?' or 'You ever learn any cool science?' When you ask the question, don't make eye contact, keep moving and get out of there. Do not wait for a response and deny ever asking it. Repeat these actions until you are never again spoken to by that individual (about four times).

You know how sometimes when you're drunk you say something you sort of regret... to Ace Frehley?

I think in Russia, there's a lot of storytelling and anecdotes.

Try not to wake up on fire.