I believe in diversification of income, because you never know what will happen. I'm a slightly paranoid person who thinks things could be ruined at any time.

Don't throw a baby at anything - even a burglar.

I'm fascinated by the logic that leads to something.

Don't get me wrong - I'll put $25 on the ground and then if you pick it up and we have sex in an alley, that's not a crime. That's a coincidence.

In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did you know both the telephone and the automobile were invented during recessions? So was 'talking dirty.'

I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.

God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's.