The truth is, for however much my stories come out of things that have happened to me, they're not darkly or as deeply personal as someone like Marc Maron or a lot of comedians, but they are essentially my life and my interpretation of it.

Let's start anew. Life is goals - Purpose-Attempts - Struggle-Dreams and Accomplishmenties. It sounds confusing (my fault), but it's actually simple.

Yes, I'm known as America's most genuine comedian.

You wanna know what a gateway drug is? It opens a gate.

Why is no one talking about all the potential savings from a complete economic collapse?

Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.

I think in Russia, there's a lot of storytelling and anecdotes.