Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it's for losers and something that popular kids do because they are boring people with porcelain hearts who don't know what it means to be lonely. But you're wrong. Prom is a chance for everyone to try oral sex. Go for it.
Eugene MirmanI just loved comedy as a kid and I think at some point, it just occurred to me that you could try it, and I did.
Eugene Mirman