Is the square root of hate the same thing as love times love?

If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.

I don't think you should invest in commodities. Eddie Murphy made it seem risky in Trading Places.

There was one woman who had a giant sign and on it, it just said, 'America Is Better Than Abortion.' I think she meant that America was too good a place for the horror of abortion. But instead, it sounded like she had weighed both - the American spirit and getting an abortion and decided that American spirit better. I think it is a bad idea to have grammatically ambiguous protest signs.

It's weird - the cab driver is playing very loud dance music and yet it doesn't really feel like a party.

The truth is, for however much my stories come out of things that have happened to me, they're not darkly or as deeply personal as someone like Marc Maron or a lot of comedians, but they are essentially my life and my interpretation of it.

I don't know what it would be like to actually play guitar. I've toured with a lot of comedians and it's never been like it is for a rock band.