School, in general, was not great. Children are just mean to each other... but by high school, I probably stopped being annoying to people, and people stopped being mean. By the end of it, it was wonderful.

I believe in diversification of income, because you never know what will happen. I'm a slightly paranoid person who thinks things could be ruined at any time.

Imagine the wars we would've avoided if prior generations had a website where they could debate tragedy and politics in terse sentences?

To create a comedy major, I ended up starting a comedy night in the basement of my dorm, and I promoted and produced my final project, which meant I faxed press releases from an old Apple IIC, or whatever it was, to newspapers, not knowing if that would work or if that's how you do things.

I'm fascinated by the logic that leads to something.

Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.

The good thing about being stuck at the airport for an extra hour, is that it gives you a chance to give weary travelers surprise massages.