The only thing wrong with me was that I was a weirdo that hated school. I'm sure now there'd be a disorder for it, but I was just an oddball.

Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys--either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right.

I'm fascinated by the logic that leads to something.

I was in Vancouver, and I was in what I was told was the poorest neighborhood in North America - which I find very hard to believe because has anyone here ever been to Detroit?

I believe in diversification of income, because you never know what will happen. I'm a slightly paranoid person who thinks things could be ruined at any time.

In America, Qualification is simply an attitude. I've adopted it. So, yes. I am qualified.

Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job.