The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams

Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.

Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.