A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.

Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.

Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.

Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.

A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.