A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.

There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.

Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking about them.

The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.