In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor.
A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.
The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.
[A mathematician is a] scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.