An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.
You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.
[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.