Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.
In elections, the undecided vote is usually the deciding factor.
Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.