A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.
Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.