A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.
Experience is a great teacher, and sometimes a pretty teacher is a great experience.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.