If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.

There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.

A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.

Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.