If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.

Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking about them.

Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.

Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.