If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.

Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.

Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.