If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.

Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.

[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.

Ego: The only thing that can keep growing without nourishment.

Good teachers cost a lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more.

The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.