Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.
A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.
A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.
[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
Ego: The only thing that can keep growing without nourishment.
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.