Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.
The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.
A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.
If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.