If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.
You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.
Reactionary: One who wants the rules enforced so nobody can take his pile away from him the way he got it from others.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.
The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.