A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.
The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.
The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
Experience is a great teacher, and sometimes a pretty teacher is a great experience.