Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking about them.
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.
Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.
Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.
A dollar saved is a dollar earned but seldom vice versa.
You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.