The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.
Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.
The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.
Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.