Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.
A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.