A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.