Reactionary: One who wants the rules enforced so nobody can take his pile away from him the way he got it from others.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
Experience is a great teacher, and sometimes a pretty teacher is a great experience.
The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.