Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.