The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.
Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.
Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars.