Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.