The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.
Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.
Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.