Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.
The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.
[A mathematician is a] scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.