[A mathematician is a] scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.
Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.
The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.