A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.
All work and no pay makes a housewife.
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.