Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
Reactionary: One who wants the rules enforced so nobody can take his pile away from him the way he got it from others.
The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.
All work and no pay makes a housewife.
Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.
The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.