The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams

Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.

Reactionary: One who wants the rules enforced so nobody can take his pile away from him the way he got it from others.

The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.

The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.

Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.