Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.
Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.