The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.

Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.

Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking about them.

A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.