[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.