The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.
A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond
Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.