Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.