Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.
The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.
A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.
The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that never gets tired [talking].
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.