Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.
[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.