A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.
Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.
Somebody is always doing something that somebody else said couldn't be done.