Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.