A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.
Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
[A mathematician is a] scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.