The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.
Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.
Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.