A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.
[A mathematician is a] scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.