A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
[A mathematician is a] scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.