Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.
The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.
Ego: The only thing that can keep growing without nourishment.
A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.
If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.
A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.