Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
A girl never cares who casts the first stone at her -- as long as it's a diamond
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.
Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.