The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.

After wisdom comes wit.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.

The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.

Good teachers cost a lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more.

[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.