Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.