A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.
A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.
Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.
Experience is a great teacher, and sometimes a pretty teacher is a great experience.
A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.