The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.

A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.

Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.