Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.
Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars.
The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.