A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.

Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.

Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.

[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.

The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother.

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.

Ego: The only thing that can keep growing without nourishment.