Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.