Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
All work and no pay makes a housewife.
Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Some members of Congress ought to have their mouths taped instead of their speeches.