America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
Good teachers cost a lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more.
A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.