[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.
Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.
A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.
Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.
The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.