Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself.
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.