Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.
The man who has a girl in every port is not a sailor but a wholesaler.
[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.