A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.
A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.
A bureaucrat is an official who is clothed with power and whom it doesn't fit.
The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.
Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.
Eloquence is the art of saying as little as possible but making it sound as much as possible.