A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.

Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.

Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars.

Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.

Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.