A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.

Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.

Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

Reactionary: One who wants the rules enforced so nobody can take his pile away from him the way he got it from others.

Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.