Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.
Ego: The only thing that can keep growing without nourishment.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.
[A mathematician is a] scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.