The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.