Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
The secret of successful writing lies in striking the right keys on the typewriter.