The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.

Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.

A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.