Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.
Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.
Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.