The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.

Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

Eloquence is the art of saying as little as possible but making it sound as much as possible.

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.