A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

Eloquence is the art of saying as little as possible but making it sound as much as possible.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.

Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.