A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars.

Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.

The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.