A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea.
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.
[Statistics] Fiction in its most uninteresting form.
Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.
The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts.
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.