All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.
We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.