Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.
Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking about them.
Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.
The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.
If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.