The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.